Merry Christmas Eve! Now Here Is Your Compilation of Images Parodying Washington Crossing the Delaware

Disney crossing.

General Grievous and his Battle Droids…this would have made the prequels watchable.

Far Side – Washington Crossing the Street!

Muppets Crossing the Delaware.

Halo crossing the Delaware.

Brannigan’s Crossing (Futurama)

Obvi, the Drunk History parody.

Imperials Crossing Tatooine.

Scrubs!

Stephen Colbert in Vanity Fair.

Cookie Crossing.

From the Mighty Marvel Bicentennial Calender.

One frog can make a difference.

You may be cool, but you’re not ‘Washington, crossing the Delaware on a T-Rex’ cool.

Dodge Ram commcerical.

Klingons make the crossing look easy.

Dr. Who makes the crossing!

Conner Kenway from Assassin’s Creed III is depicted in the boat.

Sesame Street Crossing.

 

You are welcome, internet. Merry Christmas to those who celebrate and a Happy Holidays (and Happy Festivus) to one and all. To all my friends reenacting the crossing this weekend, be safe and enjoy the warm weather!

 

h/t Bob Bendesky for some of these images!